Wednesday, July 21, 2010

At the interview.



Dear Slightly Odd Diary;
I waited at the back of the line, and inspected the girls in front of me.
Their posture was identical, almost perfect, while I held myself a bit ridiculously, all lopsided.
All of their hairdos were identical. Long and straight, they looked like models, while I didn't look fit to be a model, holding my old sports bag, and them in designer clothes, one girl even holding a Gucci bag.
I tried to adjust my hold, but nothing would do, so I just stood awkwardly, my hair in a bun, behind all those beautiful girls.
I waited.
And waited.
And then, it was my turn!
I ran into the office.....

Dear Diary..


I woke up yawning, rubbed my eyes, smudging the eyeliner that lined my eyes from last night.
Last night I had found out about the job opening, and forgetting I was still wearing makeup, I went to bed promptly wanting to be ready for the interview.
I shoved my glasses on my nose and looked in the mirror, still not very happy about my looks.
I rolled my eyes and went into the kitchen, grabbing a bottle of "50 Hour Energy" [I knew it wasn't actually 50 hours, but it tasted good and woke me up better than coffee.]
After I finished 50 hour energy, I went into the bathroom and put on makeup. I then did my hair up into a beautiful bun.
I then put some makeup on, and looked at myself skepticly.
I put in my contacts and looked again.
I then put on a dress suit.
I was off to the interview.